Ok Hello My Name is Gracie Wilson founder on Jonas Brothers Must Die.
Every Week I send out some really good jokes and I am starting NOW!
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WHY DO NASTY PEOPLE TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE STARVING PEOPLE IN ETHIOPIA,I MEAN THEY ARE THE TYPE OF NICE PEOPLE YOU WOULD WANT AT YOUR BARBECUE AT THE WEEKEND,THEY WOULD BE HAPPY WITH A BIT OF BREAD AND WATER AND THEIR FACES WOULD KEEP THE FLIES OFF YOUR CHICKEN.
I feel I was unfairly sacked from my job yesterday.
The boss said it was wrong for me to have sex with the customers.
Thats the last time I work for an undertaker
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend.
It's not going too well - these days, I'm seeing less and less of her.
Whats yellow and covered in cobwebs?.......... Madaline McCannes bike
A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"
It's friday night, and this girl wants to go out to a party, but she doesn't have a ride...so she goes downstairs and says to her dad "Dad, can I have the car keys". So he points to his balls and says, "and what are you gonna do for me"....see immediatly turns around and goes upstairs.
About 15 minutes later, she figures her father was joking, so she goes back downstairs, and says "hey dad, I know you were joking, can I please have the car keys" so he does the same thing. She runs upstairs, thinking this is just gross.
About half an hour later, she says...what the hell, I'll forget about it. So she goes downstairs asks, agian.....get the same answer...so she starts sucking him off....then she says "Dad your cock tastes like ass", and the father says "Oh yeah, I forgot....your brother has the car tonight
Dave answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead.
There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.
After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.
Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...
They buried her.
what's yellow and blue and has a tight cunt at one end?
An Aldi bag....
Osama Bin Laden has been arrested in Wales for shaggin' sheep.
He said they were Islambs and he could do what ever the fuck he liked with them...
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Fritzl?s daughter Alice.
"Alice" he replied "Who the fuck is Alice?.... You mean for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!"
Tommy asks his friend: "So what did you get for Christmas?"
His friends replies: "I got a bike, a go kart, a quadbike, an xbox 360 with 30 games, a PlayStation 3 with 30 games, an electric guitar, a drum kit, a new PC, a laptop, a surround sound entertainment centre, a new watch, loads of clothes, loads of sweets, a holiday around the world, and loads more!"
To which Tommy replies: "Aww, I wish I had Leukemia"
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If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?
In a recent survey, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Lynx', a whopping 86% of Liverpudlians said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they had never been to prison.
im a little mouse called keith, i circumcise men with my teeth , i dont do it for the leisure or sexual pleasure, but just for the cheese underneath!!!
An eskimo who was on holiday in Wales breaks down in his rental car The A.A.patrolman checked his engine and say's to him you've blown a seal to which the eskimo say's so what you lot fuck sheep don't you??
A school teacher holds a pop quiz in class and tells the kids whoever gets an answer right can have Monday off.
A school teacher holds a pop quiz in class and tells the kids whoever gets an answer right can have Monday off.
'Okay children' she says, 'who said think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'.'Miss miss, I know' shouts MARY FAN CARA DON ALLA 'JFK'.'Well done, you can have Tuesday off' Says the teacher.'Oh no miss' He replies. 'I'm a good Jewish boy and my education is very important to me'.'OK class' she says again. 'Who said, one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?'Neil Armstrong miss' shouts a girl at the front.'Well done Sophie, you can have monday off' says the teacher.'Oh no miss' Says Sophie DO DA ALAN BEEAN COCO, 'Im a good Jewish girl, my education is very important to me'.'Very well' says the teacher.'I fucking hate Jews' Shouts a voice from the back of the class.'Who said that?' Shouts the teacher in disgust?'Adolf Hitler and I'll see you on Tuesday!!'
Paddy says to Mick "I hear that the girl who played Pussy Galore in James Bond has split her fanny open!" ... Mick replies "Honor Blackman?" .. "No" says Paddy "on a dildo!"
What's the difference between a television and my pregnant girlfriend?
When I put a coathanger inside my pregnant girlfriend I didn't get a very good reception
I came up with them but I put them on to my website for jokes and the started to spread
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